Disclaimer. I have no knowledge of any terror attack or any part of the event that led to the Big Tex burning but I wanted to write was this piece. This is a work of fiction and not true to events that took place on 10/19/2012. I have no knowledge of the incident. I was not anywhere near the park and take no responsibility for the disaster. This is satire, I do not mean to offend any parties and do not wish to make light of this tragic event.
Help is on the way. In light of the recent fire of the Big Tex, it is clear that more security is needed at the state fair. The Dallas police force has cancelled all vacations and given called for more Texas State troopers and the National Guard.
The Texas Governor has promised to provide any and all resources he could. While the president has promised to send in FEMA to provide shelter and comfort to all the affected families. There will also be a Therapist hotline for any people affected by this tragedy. As the TSA is the industry leader in security there are plans to have the TSA manning security lines in 2013.
Update:
A report stated that Hilary more security forces were requested of the state department in 2011 but went unheeded. The State department came said she had reviewed all requests and did not feel that this iconic figure was under any threat. In light of the recent events the secretary of state offered her resignation but the president has stated that this happened under my watch and he takes full responsibility.
To be clear this story is 100% fiction and none of this report is true.
http://gizmodo.com/5953310/rip-big-tex-1952+2012
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